The Most Evil Bean You Will Meet

enigmaticmuffin replied to your post:*rolls around* I don’t think I’ve ever been so…

I have an idea what happened and that’s fucking gross

Lemme tell you a couple reasons why you’re wrong

1. Eat an entire ass

2. Shut up

*rolls around* I don’t think I’ve ever been so happy as I am right now in the longest of times, if not ever

Ugh, carsickness is such a putrid feeling

Ok so all I remember last night is posting the finished picture of Rumia and then getting a couple drinks of vodka

I do NOT remember much else. I certainly don’t remember being “bold” and “perverse” so I apologize if I said something weird

Huh…no hangover. Not that I was drunk at all mind you

Oh no no no…Not me. I wasn’t drunk

Mic's a butt! Pass it on! OuO

Yuo shut upp, already dealing with Russian’s don’t need to do with your bullcaca

enigmaticmuffin:

theomegabean:

enigmaticmuffin:

theomegabean:

enigmaticmuffin:

michael’s drunk, quick everybody make fun of his slurring

Fuk you, I’m not dunk. Who you saying this too anyway, your 2 followrs of which I am half of?

add 10, maggot

add what 10 fingers? I wil so that means both hands of mine will slap your shit

alright that’s it, playtime’s over

I summon the whore of Moscow in attack mode

You pice of shit she’s not oa whore, she’s wonderful and I love her

enigmaticmuffin:

theomegabean:

enigmaticmuffin:

michael’s drunk, quick everybody make fun of his slurring

Fuk you, I’m not dunk. Who you saying this too anyway, your 2 followrs of which I am half of?

add 10, maggot

add what 10 fingers? I wil so that means both hands of mine will slap your shit

Shut up stepfhen, you don’t know anything about me. I’m not drunk, I;m fine so go swallow and entire ass

enigmaticmuffin:

michael’s drunk, quick everybody make fun of his slurring

Fuk you, I’m not dunk. Who you saying this too anyway, your 2 followrs of which I am half of?