The Most Evil Bean You Will Meet

Gah…I’m already missing her. I wonder how long it’ll be when Katyusha will do what she needs to do and come back

Time will tell, I must be patient and have confidence in her

Think this is funny Tumblr? Being all coincidental and all that nonsense?

Think this is funny Tumblr? Being all coincidental and all that nonsense?

Man…I’m trapped. I scribbled lewd nonsense as a joke but now I gotta go all the way and make high quality lewdness

Bother…

The sun could go supernova after a nuclear winter when a giant meteor causes dust cloud to cover the skies but the moment I put my fucking hands on the lawnmower

The sun blazes it’s stupid yellow ass 3 feet from the ground

*sigh* Now I get a feeling of dread/anxiety if I see that I got question in my ask box knowing that she watches me here in secret

russians, man. We’re good at it

I’d make a joke about missiles in Cuba and Soviets but I get the feeling this will only exacerbate the problem

Oh goody. I went from being perfectly fine to an anxiety riddled. paranoid and frustrated mess

don’t test me sedito

Are you threatening me?

Ugh…Satiya, don’t be mad at me. I’m trying to do what I think is correct here and it’s very difficult

сделать меня.

You aren’t helping my situation, you know